Where did you get those nice sunglasses, gypsy?

Let's face it, gypsies get a bad rap. No, you didn't get "gypped" on those Abercrombie capris with the pre-worn knees that dissolved after two washings -- maybe you got "anglo-ed" or "deutsch-ed." Ever think of that? So, anyway, I asked this Spanish gypsy to marry me. She played confused, gave me a spring of rosemary, and stole my wallet. But, really, anyone might have done that -- it isn't because she's a gypsy. Racists.