Ham, it's not just for eating anymore

It's also an excellent home decor choice. Come on kids, it's time to grow up. Throw out your Starry Night and Reservoir Dogs posters. Think ham, people, what other wall hanging can you eat? That's an open question, by the way.

Where did you get those nice sunglasses, gypsy?

Let's face it, gypsies get a bad rap. No, you didn't get "gypped" on those Abercrombie capris with the pre-worn knees that dissolved after two washings -- maybe you got "anglo-ed" or "deutsch-ed." Ever think of that? So, anyway, I asked this Spanish gypsy to marry me. She played confused, gave me a spring of rosemary, and stole my wallet. But, really, anyone might have done that -- it isn't because she's a gypsy. Racists.

Sorry, but the Carses will probably kick your family's ass











For some, water skiing is a sport. For others, a passion. For the Carse family, it's a life pursuit. Enders, NE -- represent.

And afterwards, when it's time to tell war stories



















You know we're going to be throwing down a few frosty ones at Good Times -- Wauneta, NE.